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Wednesday, July 08, 2009
Laying Down the Law
So, that Internet.
It's a wild world out there filled with crazies and pervies.
While I do love twitter for constant updates from some awesome people, I don't love it for the creepy stuff from the unknown weirdos.
Therefore, I'm announcing a policy for my twitter and reserve the right to change at any time, at my own whim, etc.
(It's the lawyer in me)
If you follow me, congrats! You've just made a great decision and your life will now be complete with updates about fugliness on the street, my foibles in life and alerts about sales...probably in Georgetown.
I understand your choice to keep your twitter feed private instead of public. You are not Chuck Grassley and do not need everyone in the world to know what you think about Obama eating dinner instead of fixing the economy.
Wait...ARE you Chuck Grassley? Then get back to fixing health care! And dude, moisturizer. For realz.
Anyhoo. If you choose to block your twitter and follow me, I will request to follow you. If you don't comply, I reserve the right to block you.
That's the way the cookie crumbles, folks.
Also, if you are creepy and post stuff that makes my skin crawl, I might block you too.